Squat Strap Is The Best ‘Poop In The Woods’ Product There Is

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The new Squat Strap offers comfort and convenience when it comes to bathroom fundamentals.
Squat Strap
Squat Strap

USA –-(Ammoland.com)- Do you (bleep) in the woods?

Yes, but very carefully and, let’s face the messy facts, it can get to where you don’t want to go. There are no toilets when hunting in the woods, so while it may be easy for bears, it can be a problem for humans.

Now there is a new invention that makes going to the bathroom easier, the new Squat Strap offers comfort and convenience when it comes to bathroom fundamentals.

What is a Squat Strap? It is a simple device that takes the pain out of going to the bathroom when there isn’t a toilet around. Whether you are out in the middle of nowhere hunting or off for a weekend camping trip, the Squat Strap is an   essential piece of outdoor gear.

The Squat Strap is a lightweight, foldable nylon strap made of recyclable material that comes equipped with an adjustable carabiner. And that’s all you need to make the calls of nature less painful.

The strap loops around the lower back and then around  a tree or rock. With the leverage of the tree you are able to lean back into a more natural position instead of trying to squat the old-fashioned way.

The strap also allows you to stay higher off the ground, protecting from the potential threats of poison oak or ivy.  The Squat Strap is simple but will not fail to amaze in the comfort department.

Not only is the Squat Strap pioneering in its use as a bathroom aid, it can also be used to bundle and carry firewood or hoist packs up into trees to keep critters away.

Order your own Squat Strap from our trusted shopping partner Amazon : https://tiny.cc/sni21w

With the unbelievable 4 oz. weight of the strap and its plethora of uses, versatility and packability are Squat Strap’s middle names.   www.squatmonkey.com Made in the USA.

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Bob

Masturbating in the woods will be easier now.

Buck

Where the hell has this thing been all my life , it is so simple I feel like an idiot for not thinking of it myself , especially as often as could have used it .

Hopalong

What, are they going to think up next?

Murphy

I got one for my brother he’s a wildland firefighter. He says he doesn’t have to take off his pack to go poop…let’s face it, you don’t have to be camping or hiking for the urge to hit you – we all poop! He loves it and some of his buddies have bought some too. It’s the kind of product you think, why didn’t I think of that.

Kelly

Why? Because this one is sturdier…I got one for my dad for Father’s Day and he’s 385 pounds and 6’6″ and he loves it…it’s great for stocky guys!

Phil

These have been out for awhile and have been on TV shows.
Besides, why buy when you can make your own?